Evangelical

"WE MUST ALL REPENT FOR OUR SINS! HE HAS SPOKEN! IT IS HIS WORD!"
The man with the Bible in his hand paced up and down outside the shopping centre. Everyone gave him a wide berth.
"HE IS THE LORD AND WE MUST LISTEN AND OBEY!"
Nobody was listening or obeying.
He stopped pacing, realising his audience was a very tough one.
He tossed his Bible in the bin and went for a coffee.