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Saturday 14 July 2018

Referee

He blew the whistle and pulled a yellow card from his pocket.
The player looked shocked that this had happened, despite the fact that the tackle he'd just performed on the opposition's midfielder would probably have carried a jail sentence if he'd performed it anywhere but on a football pitch.
The player began to protest. The referee shook his head.
The player continued to remonstrate. The referee put his hand in his pocket.
Fearing the card wuld be upgraded to a red, the player began to protest even more.
The referee pulled a knife from his pocket and sank it into the player's neck.


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