The Cheque

"You issued me a cheque."
"Yes?"
"Well, you put the wrong name on it."
"Which name is on it?"
"Trevor Johnson."
"And you are?"
"Terry Johnson."
"We can reissue the cheque only if Mr Johnson contacts us."
"I'm Mr Johnson!"
"Are you Trevor Johnson?"
"No, I told you, I'm Terry Johnson. There is no Trevor Johnson."
"Unless Trevor Johnson contacts us there's nothing we can do."
The line went dead.