"A cup of tea, please."
"What kind of tea would you like?"
"What do you mean? I want a tea. How many different kinds are there? PG Tips, Typhoo, Yorkshire..."
"Sir, we have over 600 different teas."
"Just a normal one, then."
"There's no such thing as normal tea."
His lesson in tea continued and now he sat in the window with a glass teapot full of some greeny brown liquid and a tiny cup, sipping a beverage that tasted like dishwater that had cost hin £5.
What a mug.
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