The police car screeched to a standstill next to the small fight which had broken out.
Some spotted the car and legged it, but two men continued to fight.
An officer stepped from the car, patting a baseball bat into the palm of his left hand. His partner drew his gun and pointed it at the two men.
"Hey!" shouted the policeman with the gun.
The men stopped fighting and froze.
"Right, you two," said the officer with the bat. "This is going to hurt."
He grinned.
The two men looked fightened as the officers approached slowly.
"Right, here goes," said Officer Baseball Bat. "You two are losers. You have no job prospects and you probably left school with zero qualifications. You spend your time fighting and commiting petty crimes because you're bored and you think society has let you down. Sort it out."
The two officers headed back to the car and got in.
As they drove away, the window was wound down.
"And get a haircut," shouted the officer with the gun.
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