Witnesses

John answered the door.
"Yes?"
He could see who the two women were and he decided to be as hostile as possible towards them.
"Good morning, sir. Have you a minute to talk about..."
"No!"
"But what about..."
"No!"
"Isn't God gr..."
"No, he's not. Piss off."
He went to slam the door, but one of the women blocked it with her foot. She stepped into the house and grabbed John around his neck.
"Now listen here, punk. We've come to talk to you about God and you're going to bloody well listen."
A frightened John invited them in and put the kettle on.