"A bunch of bananas, please."
The greengrocer lifted possibly the blackest bunch of bananas she'd ever seen from the display and put them in a brown paper bag.
"Err, excuse me," she said.
"Yes?" replied the greengrocer.
"I don't want those."
"You asked for a bunch of bananas."
"Yes, but I don't want black ones."
"You don't get the choice."
The woman turned to exit the shop.
A burly bouncer stepped in front of her and blocked her escape. He arched an eyebrow.
The woman took out her purse and paid for the manky bananas.
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