Rabbits

His garden was ruined.
They'd dug holes and burrowed under his lawn. They'd eaten his plants and shat on his patio.
He'd had enough.
He poured poison all over his garden.
It did nothing.
He left traps.
The rabbits ignored them.
He bought a terrier.
The dog didn't care about rabbits. It only wanted to chase its stupid ball.
In the end he put dynamite down the rabbit holes.
His garden might look like Beirut in the 80s, but the Watership Down Crew are nowhere to be seen.