Parking

It hadn't been that long since his driving test and he'd done it then, but why did parallel parking now perplex him so much?
He'd tried at least five times now, each time coming in at the wrong angle and mounting the kerb. It was a miracle he hadn't scraped the car in front, although as it was an Audi they would probably have deserved it anyway.
He tried one last time. He hit the kerb again.
Fuck it, he thought and got out of the car that was protruding a good foot into the road and would be bashed when he came back an hour later.