Note

"Look at this," he enthused.
"What have you got there?" his friend asked.
"It's one of those new five pound notes."
"Let's see."
He took it from his friend and gave it a cursory inspection.
"What do you think?"
"I don't like it."
"Why?"
"Because Churchill is on it."
"But he's the greatest ever Brit. A survey said so."
"What? He was a bully and a racist, a despicable shit of a man."
He punched his friend in the face, took the money and walked away.