Sausage and Eggs

He sat waiting patiently.
"FULL BREAKFAST?" yelled the burly chef who would have been smoking as he brought out the plate if it was still allowed.
A hand went up by the window and the plate was delivered.
Two minutes passed.
 "BACON SANDWICH?"
"Here," said a young woman.
Didn't she come in after me? thought the man.
Fifteen minutes passed. Four more "FULL BREAKFASTS", two "BACON SANDWICHES"and even an "EGGS BENEDICT", but no "SAUSAGE AND EGGS".
The man went to the counter.
"Where's my breakfast?" he asked.
The woman went into the kitchen to enquire.
She returned soon after.
"No sausages," she explained.
"I'll have my money back then."
"No can do."
"Why not?"
"He's making yours now."
"Without sausages?"
"That's right."
"So just eggs then?"
"Yes."
He sat down and left a scathing review on TripAdvisor.