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Tuesday 27 March 2018

Record

Geoff had a sweet tooth and his new creation was a work of absolute genius.
500 packs of Extra Strong and some soft marzipan as a kind of glue - yes, it tastes funny, but you really ought to try it - and he was finished.
"Call the guys at the Guinness book," he shouted through to his long-suffering wife.
"What is it now dear?"
She entered the room and stood open-mouthed as she saw Geoff's huge grin behind the tower of mints that quite closely resembled that thing in Italy which doesn't stand up straight.


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