The Traveller

"Have you ever been to Oxford?"
The man shook his head.
"You should go. Great things happen there."
He paused.
"Have you ever been to Brighton?"
The man shook his head once more.
"You should go. Great things happen there."
He paused again.
"Have you ever been to Chester?"
The man shook his head.
"You should go. Great things happen there."
He paused once more.
"Have you ever been to Tadcaster?"
The man shook his head again.
"Don't bother, it's fucking shit."