Wrong Bus

"Town, please."
"I don't go to town," said the bus driver.
"Is this the 52?"
"Yes."
"The bus that runs from the trading estate to the town centre?"
"Yes."
"OK. Town, please."
"I told you I'm not going to town."
"It says 'Town Centre' on the front of the bus."
"And?"
"Well that implies you're going there."
"No it doesn't."
The not-quite-a-passenger-yet sighed.
"Where are you going then?"
"Wouldn't you like to know?"
The door closed and the driver put his foot to the floor, causing the man to lurch down the aisle of the vehicle as his mystery tour began.