Horrible Boss

Deborah arrived at work early. She had an important job to do and it had to be done before everyone else arrived.
She put her bag down at her work station and checked that she was alone.
The only person in the building seemed to be the security guard at the front desk. Perfect.
She walked into her boss' office and switched on his computer. She knew his password, having seen him type it one day when he thought she wasn't looking.
He would regret being such a twat to her in the meeting last week.
She opened an internet browser and immediately went to a porn website and clicked on the first video that was available. She grimaced at the acts that were being performed, but it was important that this showed up on his browser history.
She shut the computer down and went to her own desk. She opened her bag and took out a large Tupperware container.
Deborah took the container into her boss' office and hid its contents in various locations. He would never have a clue where the smell was coming from and out-of-date prawns have a tendency to hum a little.
She went to the bathroom to rinse out the box and wash her hands.
When her boss arrived only minutes later, Deborah smiled a big fake grin at him as she finished composing an email to human resources complaining of his poor hygiene and her suspicions about his internet activity .