His gran had bought him a jumper for his birthday.
"Do you want a new jumper?" she had asked.
"Yes please," he had replied. He meant no, but couldn't say it.
Now he opened the present and saw it staring at him. Where did she buy these horrendous garments? It was bright green with a purple and orange zigzag pattern running across the stomach. If that wasn't enough it also had red and yellow circles randomly placed across the chest and a strange black squiggly line from the middle of the neck to the waist.
"Do you like it?" she asked.
"It's the best jumper I've ever seen," he lied.
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