The Colonel

"A three piece meal, please."
"Sorry, we don't have any chicken."
"No drumsticks?"
"No."
"No wings?"
"No."
"No fillets?"
"No."
"No burgers?"
"No."
"What exactly have you got?"
"Chips."
The man sighed.
"Just four portions of chips then, please. Do they have the special coating on them?"