donate

Tuesday 8 November 2016

Celebrity

"Who's that woman with the huge arse?"
"Are you talking about her behind or the man with her?"
"We'll say the behind."
"She's Kim Kardashian."
"And what's a Kim Kardashian?"
"She's famous for being rich and famous."
"That makes no sense."
"That's how it is these days, Grandpa."
"Bloody stupid."
"The man with her is Kanye West. He's her husband."
"He's got a stupid name."
"He's a rapper."
"One of those people who talk over someone else's music?"
"Err, yes, I guess so. He's very popular."
He tore the magazine out of her hands and tossed it across the room.
"All pointless," he raged.


No comments:

Post a Comment