Death

The funeral home was quiet. Unseasonably quiet. They hadn't had a stiff through the doors in over a week.
A new big-chain post-life solutions provider - that's what they called themselves - had opened on the other side of town and it was taking away all their business.
"What are we going to do?" asked his son.
"I don't know, it's killing us."
They both laughed although neither found the situation funny.