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Tuesday 30 May 2017

No Choice

"Can I have a return to Birmingham, please?"
"What kind of ticket would you like?"
"Err, a return."
"No, do you want on-peak, off-peak or supersaver?"
"Which is the cheapest?"
"Supersaver."
"I'll have one of those then."
"They're not valid on Tuesdays."
"I'll have the off-peak then."
"It's only off-peak after 9:30."
"When does the train leave?"
"The train departs at 9:29."
"I'll take the next one then."
"The next one is tomorrow at 9:29."
"On-peak it is then."



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