Germany

"I'm not going."
"Why not?"
"Because of the war."
"Which war? The one that ended over 70 years ago?"
When put like that it sounded a bit ridiculous.
"Ok then. Because of the football."
"That's just stupid. If you wouldn't go somewhere because you were beaten at football then there isn't a town in England we could go to."
"Alright then. What about all that carry on with the deckchairs?"
"You're crazy."
"I might be crazy, but I'm not going."