Overindulgence

The empty packaging that had belonged to an assortment of chocolate products, biscuits and cakes laid scattered across the living room carpet.
The man who was now almost completely spherical was in the middle of it all, groaning lightly. Food debris was smeared over his face and clothes.
He let out a gigantic, near-deafening fart and became ever so slightly less rotund.
He was a good 100 kilos above his fighting weight and he accepted that those days were long behind him now.
He slipped out another which squelched between his buttocks as he reached for the mince pies.