Truth

"Have you ever stolen anything?"
"Only one thing, but it was a real humdinger."
"How so?"
"I was 15 and I was camping with some friends. It was cold in the tent and I wanted to go home in the middle of the night. I didn't want to cycle 20 miles and there were no buses so I needed an alternative form of transport."
"You stole a car?"
"No, I stole a combine harvester. Remember that time one was found abandoned in the rec?"