"That's a nice beard."
The man saying it thought it was alright to grab hold of the beard about which he was talking. The owner of the beard thought otherwise and aggressively pushed his hand away.
"What's wrong?" he laughed.
"How would you like it?"
"What? Oh, get over yourself."
The bearded man thought about this. He smiled and grabbed the other man's throat.
"Nice throat," he said.
The man gasped and thrashed around.
"What's wrong? Don't you like it?"
He let go of him after his face turned blue and he slid to the floor.
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