The Grammarist

"Their aren't enough," said Stanley.
"There," said Oliver.
"What?"
"There."
"Their what?"
"There."
"You keep saying their."
"No, I keep saying there."
"I'm confused."
"You said 'their', but you meant 'there'."
Stanley wore an expression on his face that suggested he didn't have a clue what was going on.
"You need to practise more," Oliver suggested.
"Practice?" asked Stanley.
"Not practice, practise."
"Why are we even friends?"
Stanley walked away.
"Sea you around," he said as he went.
"See," Oliver shouted after him.
Stanley stopped walking and stuck two fingers up at his former friend.
Oliver wondered why this always happened.