Wood Yard

"How much is your wood?"
"What sort of wood would you like? We sell all sorts of wood."
"Which is the woodiest?"
"The what?"
"The woodiest?"
"I don't know what you mean."
"You know, which is the most wood-like?"
"They're all wood-like. All our wood is wood, so it's not just wood-like, it is wood."
"That's not much help."
"Sorry."
"I might just leave it."
The man sensed a sale.
"Wait. I've got this 2x2. That's quite woody."
"Can I see some?"
The man reached under the counter and pulled out a small length of 2x2, a sample.
"That looks nice. I'll take one."
"One? How much?"
"One like that one there."
The man shrugged.
"That'll be 50p."
"What about nails?"
"What about them?"
"Which are the nailiest?"