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Monday, 13 June 2016

Oxymoron

It was a beautiful day in Doncaster and the tall dwarf arrived at the restaurant.
'Minimalist all-you-can-eat buffet', the sign announced. There weren't many people inside. It had been open a while and was old news now.
He grabbed a plate before scoping out what was on offer.
Jumbo shrimps and hot Gazpatcho soup were available. That was it.
He wasn't impressed. It was a pretty ugly offering.
He decided to leave almost exactly when a plane crash landed into the place.
He screamed silently as the building crumbled around him, burying him and the other living dead who were now trapped, alone together.

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