Printer

He pressed PRINT.
Nothing.
He checked the printer was switched on. It was.
He pressed PRINT again.
ERROR.
What?
He checked the printer was properly conected to the PC. It was.
He pressed PRINT once more.
ERROR.
He checked that the paper was inserted correctly and that there was nothing jammed in the machine. Everything was fine.
He pressed PRINT yet again.
I CAN'T PRINT DUE TO AN ERROR. WHAT PART OF THIS DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
He was all out of ideas and so just pressed PRINT for the hell of it.
STOP PRESSING PRINT, YOU NUMB-HEADED FUCK.
He left the room and decided to get his document printed at the library. It would cost him 20p, but at least their computers wouldn't be rude to him.
As he locked the front door his printer spat out five copies of his document.