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Thursday 12 April 2018

Fundraiser

Isn't religion funny? Where in the Bible does it say 'thou shalt hold a jumble sale on the third sabbath of every month'? Not in any version of it I've ever seen, but here we are again.
Unwanted tat and generously donated cakes that are like those from that advert years ago that would tip up a park bench or make ducks sink are on sale to all, at a much higher price than is reasonable.
Would God approve? Who knows, but they're trying to raise money to replace the roof on His house, so he'll probably be OK with it. But why had He chosen to strike it with lightning in the first place? Perhaps God likes concrete Victoria sponges?


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