The spousal abuse has got to go. Punch needs to be called something far less aggressive, like Dave.
The sausages have got to go too. Vegans and vegetarians don't like them.
Lose the crocodile too. We can't be having dangerous animals like that on the loose, can we?
Drop the police brutality too. What does that leave us with?
Dave and Judy are sitting in their kitchen enjoying a nice organic salad. There's a knock at the door. Dave opens it. It's a policeman holding a puppy.
"Is this yours?" asks the policeman.
"Yes, thanks. He must have got out through that hole in the fence," Dave replies.
The policeman hands over the puppy. Everyone smiles.
I think this might be a winner.
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